GUESS WHO'S BACK, BITCHES??!

I AM SO MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN WHEN I LEFT. BELIEVE IT ♥

MEMO TO MYSELF SO THAT I REMEMBER IT ALL
+ See Naruto-nii :D
+ Smoke the hell out of Naruto-nii.
+ See Moe's kittens.
+ Check up on all my plants.
+ Talk with Water my plants.
+ Play WHERE'S UDON.
+ Take Moe out to dinner to pay her back for all medical emergencies.
+ PROVE MY NEW BADASSERY TO EVERYONE.
+ Say hi to Shizune-niichan :3

Okay.

So.

WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE????

Like, all the jounin are GONEEEE. I went to go harass the hospital staff again visit Sakura-chan at work, but she was gone! AND LIKE HALF OF THE JOUNIN, TOO. And, and, and Naruto was supposed to be back by now! What's going ON?

WAS THERE A PARTY AND I WASN'T INVITED? D:

If Naruto doesn't come back soon, can I be Hokage? :D

MEMO TO ME ABOUT STUFF SO THAT I REMEMBER IT ALL

+ Infiltration of Certain Clan Compound is a go.

+ Remember not to wear scarf during above mission.

+ Remember to bring Ingenious Disguise to above above mission.

+ Practice...that jutsu.

+ Make things "right" with Moe.

- Remember that I owe Udon 21.50. Or not.

Auuuugh it's gonna be boring 'til Naruto gets back. Dammit.

MEMO TO ME ABOUT STUFF SO THAT I REMEMBER IT ALL:

+ Study my notes on saponins, esp. sapotoxins. Be able to recall at least ten sources of saponins, in order of concentration.

+ "Reorganize" Naruto-nii's bookshelves to see if he actually reads them >:D. Liberate any and all dirty books.

+ Ditto for Shizune-baachan's bookshelves. If caught, run like hell, etc., etc..

+ Bring joy and excitement to the non-critical-patient hospital wing by streaking. (Double points if I get Sakura-san to chase me with the broom again ♥).

+ Also, I owe Udon ten bucks. Must find a way to make him forget it. :\

+ WATER/TALK TO MY PLANTS OR BLACKMAIL UDON INTO DOING IT FOR ME. I keep forgetting, and they get wilty. I need to ask someone about the nux vomica, too...I might need strychnine if I keep getting put on B < missions. I really, really, really hate using that shit...

+ Bake muffins.

ALSO, GARDENING IS NOT A GIRLY HOBBY AND WHOEVER STARTED THAT RUMOR'S GONNA DIE. I HAVE AWESOME PLANTS. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW AWESOME MY AWESOME PLANTS ARE.